What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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